Love Is Blind season 9 star Jordan Keltner has gone viral — but not for the reason you might think.
In the latest batch of episodes, Jordan shared his go-to breakfast meal with fiancée “Sparkle” Megan Walerius.
“We’re just gonna do eight ounces of chicken,” Jordan, 30, told Megan, 33, while whipping up the recipe. “It’s not cooked at all. I’m just kidding — I just baked it.”
After baking a single breast of chicken, Jordan dropped it into a NutriBullet processor with water and a “little packet” of Crystal Light.
“Then, we just blend it,” Jordan said, while Megan groaned in disgust. “It smells like chicken. Who cares?”
Jordan then poured half of his smoothie into a Love Is Blind wine goblet for Megan, who was gagging based on smell and sight alone, to try his concoction.
“Then, we go, ‘Cheers,’ and then you chug it,” he told his fiancée. “It’s a little gritty sometimes, for sure.”
While Jordan kept guzzling his morning staple, Megan could barely swallow a single taste.
“No, uh-uh,” she said. “That is so f***ing gross. Oh, my God, the texture!”
Megan also was grossed out seeing that Jordan had a “smoothie mustache” on his upper lip.
“I could do without ever seeing this again in my life,” she said, before Jordan joked that the entrepreneur will “see it every morning” for approximately 80 years.
After polishing off his beverage, Jordan praised his “natural” way to eat healthy.
“That’s, like, 350 calories [and] 55 grams of protein,” he said, responding to Megan’s suggestion about cooking eggs instead. “But this way is quicker than making six eggs.”
While Jordan likes his tried-and-true protein shake, many Love Is Blind fans were as disgusted as Megan.
“Please what did I just watch,” one social media user wrote, with another adding, “I need a professional to diagnose Jordan from Love Is Blind bc wtf was that crystal light chicken smoothie bulls***. I’m appalled.”
A third noted, “Yo wtf is actually going on in Love is Blind. Tell me I did not just watch Jordan blend up a frozen chicken breast with crystal light and chug it first thing in the am? IS HE FOR REAL? WHAT THE F***.”
Jordan and Megan sparked a romance, sight unseen, in the Love Is Blind pods. After navigating a love triangle (or square if we’re being technical), Megan accepted Jordan’s proposal before they met in person.
While the premise of Netflix’s Love Is Blind is to help singles find their perfect match, the experiment hasn’t come without drama. During season 2 of the dating show, which premiered in February 2022, multiple love triangles blossomed. In one corner, Shayne Jansen connected with both Natalie Lee and Shaina Hurley, and in another, Jarrette […]
After returning to Denver, she and Jordan made plans to buy a house and blend their lives.
“I just wanna not be a financial burden,” Jordan later told Megan while touring a multimillion-dollar house. “I’m bringing, essentially, nothing to the table, you know? I wouldn’t say I’m strapped for cash, but I’m being very financially conscious.”
Megan, meanwhile, had an idea to sell her house in Los Angeles and use that sum toward a joint place in Denver.
“Then, we might both go in on a loan for the remaining $500,000,” she suggested. “I don’t want you to feel like you’re spending or stepping beyond your means.”
Jordan later admitted in a confessional that he would feel “like a mooch” letting Megan cover most of their living expenses.
“The fact that she’s talking about buying a house for us and she’s like, ‘I’ll take care of it. Don’t worry about it,’” he said. “I think that’d be hard for any blue-collar guy to absorb ’cause I’ve always been the provider, and now someone’s stepping in. But, I don’t want her to be stepping down and maybe not living the life she wants as a compromise to be with me. I want to make her feel at home and be a provider for her too.
Jordan, who is a single dad, also made plans to introduce Megan to his 5-year-old son, Luca, from a previous relationship — off camera.
Love Is Blind is currently streaming on Netflix. New episodes drop weekly.
